just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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