Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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