So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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