and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Randomize
