Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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