BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Alive.
So much puke
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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