do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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