If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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