Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
