i just had sex bonerless
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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