Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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