I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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