I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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