TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Pants are for mortals
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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