Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
