You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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