I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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