I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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