Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Welp...herpes.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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