If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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