It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
