If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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