Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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