bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She bit a glass in half.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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