But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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