If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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