she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
he just fucked me for my cheese..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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