does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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