No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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