Don't you send me to vm
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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