if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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