I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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