How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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