Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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