Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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