oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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