he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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