best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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