4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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