she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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