I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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