I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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