when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Green mimosas i think yes
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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