Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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