I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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