Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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