what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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