i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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