How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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