yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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