dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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